From Saddam to Sodomy

Now that the physical liberation of Iraq from tyranny has been completed, next up should be the sexual liberation of Iraq. Apparently that is what our soldiers have been involved in with the so-called “sexual abuse” of prisoners. Rush was right: it really is like fraternity hazing, except that our sexually liberated troops are trying to loosen up the Iraqis.

Bush 2004 explains:

Photographs showing Iraqi prisoners being sexually degraded and humiliated at Baghdad's Abu Ghraib prison confirm the country is fully liberated, said President Bush on Monday.  "Sexual liberation is the ultimate freedom," he explained, "and our fine men and women in uniform are doing a fabulous job over there. ... According to a report filed by U.S. General Takuba, other incidents include the forcing of prisoners to masturbate into each other's mouths and the pouring of phosphorous taken from broken light bulbs into prisoners' anuses.   "The evil tyrant is gone," commented President Bush, "but orgies are forever."

In case you were wonder: Yes, the above site is a parody. None of this is true.

I think.

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