From the article: If Atheism is a Religion... Then Bald is a Hair Color
Most atheists have probably encountered religious theists trying to convince them of the falsehood that atheism is a religion (some of these same people are Christians who insist that Christianity isn't a religion!). A popular retort is that "If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color," thus revealing that you can't define the absence of something as simultaneously the presence of that thing. How many other ways can you express the absurdity of calling atheism a religion? If Atheism is a Religion,
No Car Is A Car
- If atheism is a religion, then pedestrians should be ticketed for driving their cars too far under the speed limit.
- —Guest Seriadh
If atheism is a religion…
- …then disinterest in cats equals zoophilia.||||||||
- —Guest Bastianyo
If Atheism is a religion ...
- Then what's the opposite of religion and what would you call someone who has no religion?
- —Guest Bruce
If Atheism is a Religion ...
- ... then bears are still Catholic, and the Pope still craps in the woods.
- —SaintStephenNot
If Atheism is a Religion...
- then to be is not to be, and to think is not to be
- —Guest writerchris
If atheism is a religion...
- If atheism is a religion, then death is a way of life.
- —Guest Denis
Ashes to ashes
- Then cremation is a fashion statement and 0 is a quantity.
- —Guest Borsia
If atheism is a religion...
- then silence is a language (and remaining perfectly still is a sign language).
- —Guest Levi Tooker
If atheism is a religion...
- then absence is presence and you can never be lonely for anyone ever again because they are always with you.
- —Guest Angie
If Atheist is a Religion
- If Atheism is a religion then we couldn't be Atheists because Atheism is the absence of believe in gods or goddesses.
- —Guest Terri
If atheism is theism...
- ...then asexuals are sexuals. (Oversimplified explanation: asexuals don't experience sexual attraction.)
- —Guest Maria
If atheism is a religion...
- does that mean Christians have 2 religions since they also don't believe in all of the other gods?
- —Guest Jason
If Atheism is a religion
- then being teetotal is a type of alcoholism and not taking drugs is a type of addiction
- —Guest Picman
If Atheism is a Religion...
- If Atheism is a Religion... then cannibalism is a sport.
- —Guest Alex
if atheism is a religion
- then we would have a place to worship ...an what would we be worshiping????....LOL
- —Guest derik13
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