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Readers Respond: How Many Different Ways Can You Complete The Phrase "If Atheism is a Religion...

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If Atheism is a Religion

if Atheism is a Religion then the Taliban is a Goodwill Organization
—Guest Devon

If Atheism is a Religion,

then a blank DVD is a movie and a blank word document is an essay (try telling that to a teacher).
—Guest Brad

if atheism is a religion

If atheism is a religion, then death is a lifestyle, the sun is a phase of the moon, nowhere is a place, nothing is an activity, book is a film genre.
—Guest Anonymous Coward

If Atheism is a Religion ...

Then FOX is news organization and cotton candy is a food group.
—Leabrand

Smart

then Anorexia is a diet ......................................................................
—Guest nunyabidness

If atheism is a religion

then water is a flavor of Kook-Aid then good health is a disease and sanity is a mental illness
—MrGarrow

If Atheism is a Religion

If Atheism is a Religion... then a high fiber diet is constipating
—Guest Peppatrees

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If Atheism a religion then ceasing to exist is being existent.
—Guest Frank

If atheism is a religion

If atheism is a religion then bald is a hair color and unemployed is a job
—Guest Alikat

If atheism is a religion..

then all believers will fry in nonhell by a nondevil at the behest of the nongod
—Guest Carmen

If Atheism is a Religion

If Atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color
—Guest VegasFem

If Atheism is a Religion...

then amoral is moral Good is called Confusion, Confusion called Change, Change called Bad.
—Guest Satin

Is English your first language?

Because, if atheism is a religion, in your understanding--then you aren't clear on the meaning of the word atheism...or religion.
—Guest hotttpocket

If Atheism is a Religion...

then off and unplugged are television channels. :)
—Guest Rational Skeptic

If atheism is a religion...

If atheism is a religion, then being a nonsmoker is a smoking habit.
—Guest Nolim

If Atheism is a Religion,

How Many Different Ways Can You Complete The Phrase "If Atheism is a Religion...

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