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If Atheist is a Religon...

If atheism is a religion(which it isn't) than murder saves INNOCENT lives(which it doesn't)(also don't commit murder)
—Guest Guest

If Atheism is a Religion

Than its just as blind as its alternatives....................................
—Guest Justin

If Atheism is a religion...

then religion means nothing, and is an empty concept, much as it is when applied to eastern philosophies.
—Guest Psydan

If atheism is a religion...

If atheism is a religion, then health is a disease.
—Guest SomeDude1234

If Atheism is a Religion

If Atheism is a Religion then transparent is a color.
—Guest PJC

If atheism is a religion . . .

. . . then "naked" is a type of suit. Maybe that's what the Emperor was thinking.
—Guest mindriot

IF ATHEISM IS A RELIGION

Then rocks and dirt are alive and have free will and living things really aren't a life form, just an illusion for the rocks and dirts entertainment!
—nonknown101

baldness

if atheism is a religion then baldness is a hair style
—Guest John Price

If Atheism is a religion

Then Judiasm is a sect of Christianity and cold is hot
—Guest Arcanine

If Atheism is a Religion...

... then fruits and vegetables are junk food. Just as cheese doodles and colas fill the belly without nourishing the body, religion occupies one's time and mind without providing any useful knowledge or entertainment value.
—bartfargo

If atheism is a religion...

If atheism is a religion then vacuum is an element.
—Anitra2001

Atheism

If atheism is a religion then disbelief is a deity and skepticism is a form of worship.
—Guest Nazifa

Taxes

If atheism is a religion then I'm owed some back taxes.
—Guest Procrastes

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If atheism is a religion, then God must be alive and well up there somewher, and the preachings of all profits (all milions of them!) must have NOT been a waste of the worlds time!
—Guest Cyrus Shgahrzad

If atheism is a Religion...

If atheism is a Religion then abstinence is a form of sex.
—Guest agnosticcc

If Atheism is a Religion,

How Many Different Ways Can You Complete The Phrase "If Atheism is a Religion...

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