Wishful Thinking: Amusing Church Billboard
A common criticism which atheists and skeptics make about religion and theism is that it amounts to little more than "wishful thinking." Belief in things like the existence of a god, the existence of an afterlife, and absolute and objective grounding for morality, and the certainty that everything will turn out all right in the end might be attractive in some ways, but being attractive isn't the same as having a solid basis in reality. Ultimately, these beliefs represent what people wish to be true rather than what can reasonably be concluded from the evidence around us.
Religious believers don't appreciate or agree with such criticisms, naturally, but if that's so then why would some go out of their way to bring it up? Here is a larger version of the image which appears to the right:
We saw this billboard the other day and simply had to take a photograph of it: If you can wish, you can believe. Shouldn't it perhaps be: If you believe, you're already wishing? Having open minds is definitely a good thing, but it's not so good when one's mind is so open that things just tumble out, leaving behind little more than fluffy wishes and dandelions.
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Comments
“[…]fluffy wishes and dandelions.”
I think you meant:
“[…]fluffy wishes and daffodils.”
No, that looks like a dandelion to me.
This site has a cool little program that lets you make your own church signs. It also has a pretty good collection of real ones.
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/
I saw that same billboard in Arkansas just two days ago. I thought “How ridiculous!”
I could go on and on about religion and it’s absurdities. I especially detest all those billboards lining the highways trying to sell religion.
Aw man, if I were thinking I would’ve taken a picture of this one church sign I saw:
“To prevent sinburn, use sonscreen.”
…what?
(Alas, they probably put a new one up since I last visited.)
“To prevent sinburn, use sonscreen.”
*rimshot*
I recently saw a sign on a church which read “If God does not exist, then life’s purpose is meaningless.” as if this is supposed to be a powerful argument for the existence of God. Just because many nonbelievers wish that life’s purpose has absolute meaning, it does not follow that they should believe in God. It’s like the sign “If you can wish [that life’s purpose has meaning], then you can believe [that God exists]”.
I am a contractor that travels around a lot. My travels have taken me into Iowa, and the billboards are real annoying out here. One reads, “…one nation under me. -GOD”. I would love to fund a billboard next to it that would say, ” ‘one nation under god’ was added to the pledge of allegiance in the 1950’s - not the US Constitution in the 1780’s”. I have google’d around to see if there are any billboards that are along these lines, but with no success. Great article Austin,
~Matt