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Father Edward Commolly Curses Buxom Pirate Statue

Friday May 1, 2009
Sometimes the superstitious behavior and beliefs of religious people is astounding. Of course religious believers deny that their ideology has anything to do with superstition, despite a host of at least superficial similarities, but the connection is a whole lot more than just superficial. Sometimes the line between superstition and religion hardly exists.

Case in point is Father Edward Commolly, a Catholic priest in Girardville, Pennsylvania, who actually thought it reasonable to curse a statue in front of an antique shop — all because the statue is of a buxom female pirate showing a bit of cleavage. First, though, he commanded the owners to remove it — as if he had any authority to command anything outside his congregation.

"I believe that it's indecent. I guess it would categorized as soft porn. If there is a definition of that I would call it soft porn," said Father Edward Commolly. ...

Father Commolly commanded the owners to remove it. "He pointed to the statue and very dictatorially and said, 'I curse you. I curse this place. I want to see this destroyed. I want her destroyed,'" said pirate owner Peggy Kanigoski.

Source: WNEP (via: PZ Myers)

It sounds to me like someone has way too high of an opinion about himself and his office. Perhaps if he had simply asked for the statue's removal, he'd have gotten a better reception, but commanding its removal in such a matter is just pure ego and arrogance. Frankly, in such a situation I'd a get second statue to accompany the first! When I see self-righteous people behaving in such a manner, it becomes itself a reason to just continue doing more of what annoys them so much. Even if I didn't have much of a reason to do it before, I have lots of good reasons to do it now.

Father Edward Commolly says that he'll now start visiting the statue and praying for its removal. Frankly, I question whether he needs to visit just to pray for it and wonder if there is some other reason why he'd feel the need to keep coming back to stare at this "soft porn," buxom female pirate. Regardless, I think we'll see just how strong the power of his prayers is — about as strong as the power of his commands.

Comments
May 1, 2009 at 8:30 pm
(1) Stephan says:

Never doubt the secondary power of prayer…if enough Catholics see him doing this, they make it disappear under the cover of darkness and do the Lord’s work…

May 1, 2009 at 9:29 pm
(2) Joseph says:

If it offends him so much, he could just beg for donations from his congregation so he could just buy the stupid thing and do whatever he wants with it. Either smash it or keep it hidden away in his closet and make some kind of self-hating masturbation shrine.

May 4, 2009 at 10:09 am
(3) ChuckA says:

Just to see what the idiot cleric was so hot and bothered about:
http://baxterking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/piratep.jpg
Hmmm…I’d say she could board MY ship, anytime!
Harr! ;)

May 8, 2009 at 3:06 pm
(4) GNSS says:

Stephan, did I read that correctly? Catholics stealing the statue under the cover of darkness is the Lord’s work? I’ve heard christians write a lot of strange things, but this might just take the “booby prize”. As a christian don’t you believe that the Lord gave the artist the talent to reproduce one of the Lord’s greatest treasures, woman?

May 8, 2009 at 6:46 pm
(5) Todd says:

i volunteer to remove the offensive statue and have it installed in my house. For safe keeping.

May 9, 2009 at 4:43 am
(6) Matt says:

That’s it?

I guess the father must be cursing every woman he see’s on T.V. or in magazines as well…

May 9, 2009 at 10:55 am
(7) Joan says:

If that priest would get laid, he wouldn’t be so frustrated and pent up!!!

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