Praising College Republicans

Recently, at a rally designed to encourage college and high school students to get out and participate in the Iowa Caucuses, a group of College Republican decided to intervene and make their views known. This, for some reason, involved pushing featured singer Joan Jett in anger. Why do you suppose that was?

Jesus' General has a few thoughts on the incident:

I can't tell you enough how much I love the antics of you College Republicans. It seems like you're always there to gag those who might say unpatriotic things about Our Leader. I'm sure He appreciates it. Inasmuch as the College Republicans are the guardians of the Homeland, it's important that we all we can to keep the organization strong. ... Recruitment should be your first priority now. We'll need a bodies when the campaign heats up. Hopefully, Dean will be our opponent. David Broder says most of his supporters are little girls. You've already proved yourselves in battle against them. Heck, I'd bet on College Republicans to win a fight against little girls nearly every time. You're just that good.

That sounds like great advice. Do you think you have what it takes to march with the College Republicans and deliver the message of freedom to the Democrats? Even if you don't, there are surely any number of things you can do privately and personally to ensure that Democrats and liberals get The Message.

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