Plug 'n' Pray

Ever thought about converting to another religion? Worried that the conversion process would be too long, too involved, and too difficult? Well, help is on the way!

From Plug 'n' Pray you can get special "conversion kits" for Buddhism, Hinduism, Judaism, Islam, and Christianity. There are CD-ROMs, manuals, and even online tech support! And, if you are caught in a volatile area rife with religious violence, you can switch religions easily via your mobile phone:

A real-time conversion can make the difference in a hot spot like a blockade in a dangerous city. Thanks to built-in SMS-MMS technology, Plug'n'Pray logs on to the mobile network, targets your position and automatically downloads the most appropriate religious profile, depending on the zone you are in. 

Thanks to Father Dan for this funny link...