Jesus' Pickup Lines

What would Jesus do if he were around today? Well, in the minds of some, he would be able to use all sorts of blasphemous pickup lines on women! Be advised, these "Pickup Lines Used by Jesus to Score Booty" are not for those who are easily offended...

Some of my favorites from After-Hourz:

I know extra-marital sex is a sin but I'll forgive you when were done.
WWJD? I'll show you what Jesus would do...
Think of it like the Eucharist - only we're cutting out the middle man...

Thanks to Gullibility is not in the Dictionary for the link...